"We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous. Actually who are you not to be"

I'm Emma :) 17. NC.
Love photography and painting, cats, and really bad jokes. Really big nerd. Future doctor. Singer. Je parle francais

 

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

funnyfacesplace:

angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

Aunt Mary is my new hero

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

sometime in the future

old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.

grandchildren: grandma that never happened.

old me: it was a long war.

grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.

old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.

grandchildren: grandma

old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.

grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

sherlvckhomo:

LITERALLY IMAGINE SHERLOCK SAYING ‘OH FOR GOD’S SAKE’ RIGHT BEFORE HE KISSES JOHN FOR THE FIRST TIME 

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)

I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye  (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: simply-quotes.net)